BEE Prepared to Groan:
BEE Puns and Jokes
Q: Where do bees go on vacation?
Q: What kinds of bees drop things?
A: Fumble bees!
Q: What is a bee’s favorite flower?
Q: How do bees get to school?
A: On the school buzz!
Q: What’s more dangerous than being with a fool?
A: Fooling with a bee!
Q: What do you call a bee born in May?
A: A maybe!
Q: What do bees chew?
A: Bumble gum!
Q: How do bees make money?
A: They cell their honey!
Q: When a bee is in your hand, what is in your eye?
A: Beauty–it’s in the eye of the bee-holder!
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.
“Really bad,” said the second bee. “The weather has been really wet and damp. There aren’t any flowers or pollen, so I can’t make any honey.”
“No problem,” said the first bee. “Just fly down five blocks and turn left and keep going until you see all the cars. There’s a Bar Mitzvah going on. There are all kinds of fresh flowers and fresh fruit.”
“Thanks for the tip,” said the second bee and flew away.
A few hours later the two bees ran into each other again and the first bee asked, “How’d it go?”
“Fine,” said the second bee, “It was everything you said it would be.”
“Uh, what’s that thing on your head?” asked the first bee.
“That’s my yarmulke,” said the second bee. “I didn’t want them to think I was a wasp.”